Greetings
I'm the son of the President of the United States
I'm here
Have you seen me
Hey
Hey 2
Hey 3
Names
Donald Prince Humperdinck Trump
Junior
Rudy Giuliani
Family
I'm better than my dad
You know why I'm better than my dad
Because my dad tells me that I'm better than him
Questions
Are you OK
What are you doing
Have I ever touched you in a bad way
Replies
The serious answer is that I truly don't know the answer to that
Here's the answer
I'll tell you why
To me its not something that is difficult to explain
You cannot talk to me that way
You cannot say things like that
I'm sorry
Common
What
Yeah
Yeah 2
Yeah 3
Yes
Probably, yeah I hope so
No
No 2
No, not at all
As I said
Laughing
Laugh
Laugh 2
Laugh 3
Statements
I'm more respectful than anyone you've ever met
Use your attention with intention
Problems
I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs
I went one time for 13 days without sleeping
Smoking anything that resembled crack cocaine
Smoking crack and drinking vodka
I probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone
I've been through some real stuff in my life
I've been through some real real stuff
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